If I date you,
I see myself marrying you.
I see myself building with you.
I see myself growing with you.
I don’t date just to pass time.
I’m dating you because I see potential in you.
You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?
Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids
If you can take shots of vodka then you can take a shot of NyQuil.
I’m not a Republican because I grew up rich. I’m a republican because I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life poor, waiting for the government to rescue me.